All I Want for Christmas Is a Decent Perfume Commercial

Also, what’s with all the horses?

Photo by Millicent Leandra on Unsplash
  1. Fall into a pool fully clothed in an expensive gown with complete disregard for the dress’s wash and care instructions
  2. Carry a bouquet of balloons around like she is taking an afternoon off from her day job as a children’s entertainer, or
  3. Ride a seemingly wild horse along the beach in her expensive gown because that’s totally something fancy people do, but we’re just too far removed from their world to get it

I’m a freelance writer and editor. I’ve written nonfiction children’s books, bar reviews, health care communications and more:

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store